nollag:

zipping:

I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.

that is so fucking rude and i need several hundred

nollag:

zipping:

I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.

He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.

that is so fucking rude and i need several hundred

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bikinipowerbottom:

this video is more iconic than cher lloyd’s career tbh

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so-humorous:

this is a strong independent dog that dont need no man to walk him dog walks itself

so-humorous:

this is a strong independent dog that dont need no man to walk him dog walks itself

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turquoisemoi:

thechicagolook:

octopusodyssey:

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

I like how he uses a swiffer mop to de-owl his house

JESUS CHRIST

I woulda just threw the swiffer mop outside when it was out the window fuck that

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surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

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I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say, ‘Come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’
Azra. T  (via c-oquetry)

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